une journée dans ma vie...

~ San Francisco ad gal by day, handmade jewelry designer by night. ~ Recently married to a goofy redhead and enjoying newlywed status. ~ Lover of fashion, DIY, movies, board games and my career. ~ This is my online diary of sorts, a place to share the musings of my day-to-day and the things that inspire me and make me laugh. ~ This is a way to stay connected with my loved ones, and place for discovery of new friends. ~

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notes Oh goodness.

I am literally cringing as I watch the season premiere of The Bachelor.

The boobs are everywhere, and I have yet to see a pair of non acrylic nails.

These women are ridiculous. Some highlights:

Ella took a toy away from her son to give to Jake, claiming it was a gift from him. Let’s be honest, no seven year old gives away his favorite toy to his mom’s new TV boyfriend.

Kenley asked to kiss Jake, then admits that she has only been with one man, her ex husband, and is crying because she should have waited for him to kiss her.

Ashley dressed up in a trashy flight attendant uniform to lure him away.

Michelle is crying because she can’t get any alone time. For some reason, she thinks its a good idea to approach him with puffy eyes and a snotty Kleenex. Take your crazy pills and get yourself under control, woman.

And the words “You can land your plane on my landing strip anytime” were actually spoken.

Damn you, ABC. I feel I’m getting stupider by the minute.

#bachelor #jake is such a bore